7 reasons other girls want to #### my skis!

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I just got my new Fat-ypus** Emotion skis. And they are the bomb. In fact, they are so much the bomb, that all the other girls wanna #### them. Know why? (***)

1. They always look good and match whatever I'm wearing
   
2. My skis are a great listener and never try to "fix" my problems
3. They're ballsy
4. The don't leave the seat up - well, okay, of course they don't
5. The Fat-ypus Emotion's are long - really long - 174cm, to be exact
   
6. They're wide - because we all know that's what really counts
7. They've got a perma-stiffy - it's going to take all my womanly strength to ride the hell outta them!
   

* This pic is taken from the Fat-ypus website. I really have the skis, I just can't find the cord that connects my camera to my computer.

** I have no affiliation with the Fat-ypus company (although it would be really cool if I did...)

*** #### means "ride", you perves!